iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

x-menosis:

Storm and Wolverine by John Romita Jr - Uncanny X-Men #178 - February, 1984

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me