glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

I hope she’s a lesbian.
Me (about every cute girl ever)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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daemonrolling:

jasta11:

July the 28th, World War I starts (This newspaper was relesaed on August the 5th).

OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALMOST DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory